That's not lotion on my arm!

I think that time has come again. Yes, I believe it's been long enough. 

It's time for a new facebook picture. 

Because I am in Grad school and 

have no life, there are less opportunities for photo shoots. Depressing, I know, but it was one of the first things to go upon graduation. Or so I'm told. 

So, being the amazing person that I am (aka owning a macbook and a kickass halloween costume) I created my own photo shoot. In my bedroom. By myself. 

Needless to say, these photos would probably spark more questions then compliments. "Why is she in her bedroom?" "She told me she didn't go out on halloween!" "Is that yesterday's makeup?" And so forth. 

So if you're in desperate need of a new facebook picture, these are the necessary steps: 

1. Find friends 

2. Go out with friends

3. Take drunken pictures out at a place (not your bedroom) 

4. Crop yourself out of said pictures so people know you have friends

5. WARNING: Under no circumstances do you use piknick or piknik or peekneek or whatever the hell it's called. No one cares that you're BFFools 4 LYFE. I sure as hell don't. But then what do I know, I hold spontaneous photo shoots in my bedroom. And no, that's not a euphemism. 

I hope you find this 5 step plan helpful. I need to go put a shirt on.